Believe in Yourself - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy representing a small southwest Missouri

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Arched distressed white serif text reads "LAS VEGAS" above light blue numbers "19" and "47" flanking a vintage cartoon cowboy chewing a straw and holding a baseball bat

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