I'm Just Here for the Mac and Cheese - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A vintage cartoon lettuce character

A vintage cartoon lettuce character wearing a black top hat marked with a red "S" and a floating red halo strides forward in red shorts

flanked by three white stars on each side

gripping an M134 minigun

Some corners of Hollywood you remember not by the stars

Somewhere a Fremen travel agent is laughing into his stillsuit

I'm Just Here for the Mac and Cheese - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A vintage cartoon lettuce characterMac and cheese in a Pyrex dish is the only reason anyone has ever voluntarily sat through a three hour family gathering. The sentence doesn't even need to finish because the casserole already said everything worth saying. The Details: Curved golden yellow bold text reads "I'M JUST HERE FOR THE" in rounded uppercase lettering with a weathered screen print texture. Below, a hand drawn illustration of a light blue casserole dish overflowing with golden