If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Inspired by Revenge of the

Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds

Brandt will fill you in on the details

A smack to the head remains the greatest Zen lesson ever delivered poolside

yellow and teal text reads "OF PIÑATAS & PARTY SUPPLIES" above a small orange matador silhouette

They call it Scranton

If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Inspired by Revenge of theGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.