Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie Size:S flanked by red and blue

flanked by red and blue stars

Setting the lowest bar for happiness and still clearing it is honestly revolutionary

Bold red block text reads "ALL STAR" with black cursive script reading "Lanes" below

each word slightly offset

and now he's pulling Helltrack aerials on Red's kid's ride like Cru Jones with a felony record

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie Size:S flanked by red and blueListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading