I'd Hit That - Pinata - Women's T-Shirt Size:S followed by red text reading

followed by red text reading "100% GUARANTEED BREAKFAST

and it only takes him fifty years to realize trees leave

Distressed white horror-style text reads "GIVE ME

Inspired by Kevin from The Office

" Black serif text below reads "5833 FOOTHILL BLVD

I'd Hit That - Pinata - Women's T-Shirt Size:S followed by red text readingPiatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding. Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper. The Details: Multicolored cartoon piata in the shape of a burro, decorated with horizontal stripes of green, yellow, purple, pink, orange, and blue, with a single cartoon eye, a blue pom pom on its head, a rainbow tail, and a white string extending