Wanna Bone? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S with scattered gold dots

with scattered gold dots

Jesus skipping the prayer request line and just showing up with a bald eagle on his arm like a divine falconer is the most efficient bureaucracy has ever been

carrying a backpack and gripping a hiking staff

the kind of futile grunt work that deserves its own union logo

two meatball subs

Wanna Bone? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S with scattered gold dotsSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.