Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal eating your food

eating your food

Purple curved text reads "WICHITA KANSAS" along the lower arc

Arched cream text reads "WORLD'S FIRST TIME TRAVELER" around a vintage hand-drawn portrait of Einstein in beige tones

with a light blue wave illustration and white block text reading "SINCE 1991" at the bottom

Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden-yellow "Est

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal eating your foodSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small