Abe Froman - Sausage King of Chicago - Unisex Tank Top science Flowing white script text reads

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Winning a surf championship in a landlocked desert is the kind of credential that only impresses people who've never seen an actual ocean

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Abe Froman - Sausage King of Chicago - Unisex Tank Top science Flowing white script text readsReservations at Chez Quis require either a name on the list or the sheer audacity to impersonate Chicago's most powerful meat mogul. Nobody questions royalty when the crown fits. Inspired by Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The Details: Large distressed white decorative serif text reads "Abe Froman" above a retro cartoon sausage mascot wearing a golden crown, white gloves, and black shoes, striding with one finger raised in a mid century advertising