G.I. Jose - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL and nobody else even got

and nobody else even got the invite

Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white interior contains dark navy brush script reading "HOWARD BOWL

Distressed grey block text reads "CHAPPY'S FLIGHT ACADEMY" below

Distressed golden-yellow hand-lettered text reads "VERDUGO HILLS" above a downward-pointing triangular banner containing dark circles with the letters "B

Inspired by Edward Scissorhands

G.I. Jose - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL and nobody else even gotG. I. Jos took the most aggressively patriotic toy branding the Pentagon ever accidentally created for seven year olds and just swapped in an accent mark and a flag. The template didn't even flinch, which says more about the original than the parody. The Details: Bold white italic sans serif text reads "G. I. JOS" with a green star embedded in the letter "I," followed by horizontal stripes in green, white, and red extending to the right. Smaller white