Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - 11oz Coffee Mug surfing two meatball subs

two meatball subs

and somehow a bakery made it real

No claws necessary

Arched distressed white block text reads "I DO IT FOR THE HO'S" in chunky bold lettering

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Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - 11oz Coffee Mug surfing two meatball subsCharles De Mar's eggnog recipe lists lighter fluid as the key ingredient, and honestly, nobody at that party questioned it. A family tradition built on flammable beverages and zero accountability. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow covered edges. A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A