My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Sweatshirt restaurant gone too soon but not

gone too soon but not forgotten

Some villains get elaborate death traps

with white-gloved hands and a green stem

Distressed white script text reads "Little Lebowski" above a vintage white shooting star graphic with trailing streaks

Ordering two steak sandwiches while someone pitches you on your own murder is peak commitment to lunch

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Sweatshirt restaurant gone too soon but notSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and