Philosoraptor - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Mini-golf scores are way down

Mini-golf scores are way down

A muted green Rod of Asclepius illustration sits centered

The water is clean

It's a diagnosis delivered with tenure-backed confidence and zero remaining patience for Spicoli's sun-bleached nonsense

White block text below reads "A BIGGER BOAT

Philosoraptor - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Mini-golf scores are way downVelociraptors figured out how to open doors and we gave one a toga and laurel wreath like that's not the most terrifying rsum in academia. Plato never had claws, which is probably why his republic lasted longer than the Cretaceous. The Details: Green toned etching style illustration of a velociraptor bust draped in a toga and crowned with a laurel wreath. Golden tan serif text below reads "Philosoraptor." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck