The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie sw Reporting the same forecast every

Reporting the same forecast every day is less a career and more a cosmic punishment for being insufferable

a gray handgun

Bold golden-yellow block text below reads "SOCIAL DISTANCING WORLD CHAMP

" surrounded by blue and white musical notes

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The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie sw Reporting the same forecast everyJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi