New Year Same Old - Women's T-Shirt TV rendered in white and muted

rendered in white and muted skin tones with visible dot patterning

Bold yellow and pink block text reads "NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH" below

Quint's customer safety briefing is just him crushing a beer can and asking if you've ever seen a shark's dead eyes

Minor league clubs like this one gave working towns something to rally around on summer evenings

making the Jewels a rare point of local pride

New Year Same Old - Women's T-Shirt TV rendered in white and mutedResolutions are just socially acceptable lies people tell themselves while eating leftover Christmas cookies. The calendar changes but the human capacity for self deception remains impressively consistent year round. The Details: The words "NEW YEAR" are printed in a black, arched, sans serif font. Below that, the words "SAME OLD" appear in the same black font. A brown, stylized illustration of a poop emoji is centered at the bottom. Fit & Fabric: