Sharks Will Kill You - Women's T-Shirt hagerstown A smack to the head

A smack to the head remains the greatest Zen lesson ever delivered poolside

A five-pointed star and small pistol graphic sit beside white text reading "EST

Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high-contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol

A gray illustration of a 19th-century batter in a wide stance is layered behind blue text reading "1877

embedding the game in communities that lived and died with every inning

Sharks Will Kill You - Women's T-Shirt hagerstown A smack to the headSharks heard that whole "what doesn't kill you" thing and decided to close the loophole. Three hundred teeth and zero interest in your personal growth is nature's most reliable counterargument. The Details: Distressed white text reads "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." followed by bold text reading "Except Sharks." across the top. A gray and white cartoon style great white shark faces left with its mouth open, exposing red interior and sharp