Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL and somehow a mug

and somehow a mug

Cats went from sleeping twenty hours a day to running a full narco operation

Mount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture

Red block sans-serif capitals read "SWANSON'S" above flowing cursive script reading "Westlake" and large block letters "BOWL

Red and blue text at the bottom reads "BOSTON

Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL and somehow a mugSanta trading reindeer for a great white shark is the most honest upgrade in Christmas logistics because at least the shark is upfront about biting. Nobody questions the transportation budget when teeth are involved. The Details: Arched cream text reads "HAVE A HOLLY JAWLLY." Below, a vintage pulp style illustration depicts Santa Claus in his red suit riding a great white shark bursting from blue green ocean waves, its jaws open with rows of sharp