Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt elyria with distressed white block text

with distressed white block text reading "BETTER" to its left

Slapping a legally binding end-of-life directive on a shirt in varsity lettering is the most unhinged thing a person can wear to a barbecue

next to a distressed white and red cartoon cherub in a batting stance wearing a red cap

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear

Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt elyria with distressed white block textPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan