Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie 70s Bold white sans-serif text reads

Bold white sans-serif text reads "2020" above a thin white horizontal line

Purple text reads "ESTD 1901" flanking the mascot

Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill

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Flowing green cursive reads "Shamrocks" with a swoosh underline

Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie 70s Bold white sans-serif text readsPutting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight. The font matured but the joke absolutely refused to. The Details: Retro 1970s inline letterforms with parallel striped lines within each character read "YOUR MOM IS MY" in distressed black ink. Bold golden yellow text with a dark outline reads "CARDIO" below in a larger, heavier weight with the same distressed texture