Where My Hose At? - Unisex Tank Top Size:S breathable

breathable

and a full white beard

spell "KINGPIN" across the top

" and curved white text at the bottom reads "THAT'S THE TICKET

Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography

Where My Hose At? - Unisex Tank Top Size:S breathableFirefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it. Asking where the hose is at hits different when you're pointing like a 1950s propaganda poster at last call. The Details: White lowercase bold sans serif text on the left reads "where my hose at?" beside a white stencil art portrait of a firefighter in a traditional helmet marked "1," pointing forward. Both elements are rendered in a vintage