Totally Bitchin - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Bold crimson block-letter text reads

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Arched distressed white serif text reads "ANDY & RED'S" above teal text reading "ESTD" and "1967" flanking a vintage hand-drawn teal illustration of a two-masted sailboat on water

Finger guns are the universal sign of a man who peaked emotionally at his first club championship

White semi-circle sun sits above horizontal striped bands in orange

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