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Parents bankrolling Christmas are basically anonymous angel investors in a nonprofit run by a guy who hasn't filed taxes once

Kissing that egg was honestly the most rigorous training protocol in Calgary

carrying a factory town's pride into organized baseball

Blind station managers paying cash for mystery recordings is the most honest business model Depression-era radio ever produced

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