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Arched golden-tan text reads "COLORADO STATE LEAGUE" above "ESTD" and "1898" flanking a vintage cartoon miner in a hat and overalls

Crenshaw Bowl stood as a gathering place along Crenshaw Boulevard in Los Angeles

grinning to reveal silver steel teeth

a cartoon gray metal ice bucket with a handle holds four yellow beer bottles

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