Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_mob Spaceballs The Hat

Spaceballs The Hat

Ornate white scrollwork border frames the design in a liquor label layout

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

and somehow a bakery made it real

olive green

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_mob Spaceballs The HatJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading