Who Needs Fingers - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Celebrating independence while the crown

Celebrating independence while the crown still has receipts is the most passive-aggressive holiday on the calendar

Red script text reads "the" above large cream distressed block letters reading "TIKI-JO" with a cream and red tiki idol illustration flanked by a brick pattern

Inspired by The Longest Yard

Bold white uppercase text below reads "COME FOR VACATION

Tater tots in the cargo pocket and a vote for Pedro make him basically royalty

Who Needs Fingers - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Celebrating independence while the crownFireworks sold out of a tent next to a Shell station come with the same surgical confidence as a doctor saying "probably." Lighting a fuse by hand is just America's annual finger donation program. The Details: Red block text reads "WHO NEEDS" above larger blue block text reading "FINGERS?" in a chunky retro style. Below, two blue hand drawn hands meet in the center, one gripping a lit punk and the other holding a red firecracker with red sparks