Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL "COLT LANES" in bold white

"COLT LANES" in bold white text

Reducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce

Both elements are printed in a single horizontal line

and a small white sailboat on the water

Tilted distressed white hand-lettered text reads "COMIN' IN" above oversized weathered yellow block letters reading "HOT

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL "COLT LANES" in bold whiteMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork