Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Convincing a retired master to

Convincing a retired master to break a blood oath requires the right sales pitch

and a full white beard

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

with bold white block letters reading "CHRISTMAS" and bold green block letters reading "PARTY" below

Inspired by Pulp Fiction

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Convincing a retired master toMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block