Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Sweatshirt vintage baseball " A blueberry pie illustration

" A blueberry pie illustration with golden crust and purple filling sits in a spilled blueberry puddle

A high-contrast white illustration of Sho'nuff stands centered

Red script text reading "Duke Snider" sits across a large distressed white baseball with red stitching details

Inspired by North Shore

making his Shabbos stance the most sincere act of faith ever delivered while screaming at a bowling scheduler

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Sweatshirt vintage baseball " A blueberry pie illustrationCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads