Val Verde 1987 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black A funny fax business parody

A funny fax business parody inspired by Taxi

ending with "(WITH & WITHOUT THE SCOOTER STICK) & WHISTLING KITTY CHASERS

because nothing says black tie like a pocket that doesn't physically exist

Batting practice hits different when the whole lineup shows up in face paint and nobody says a word

A small black and red baseball diamond icon reads "ESTABLISHED" and "1899" in distressed texture

Val Verde 1987 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black A funny fax business parodyBooking a vacation to Val Verde sounds amazing until you remember the only tour guide is invisible and collects spines. That helicopter is carrying dead men who just don't know it yet. Inspired by Predator. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "VAL VERDE" across the top. A large circle filled with an orange to red horizontal striped retro gradient holds a black military helicopter silhouette in flight. Teal green palm trees and jungle