Oh Look - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Naming a roller rink Ups-N-Downs

Naming a roller rink Ups-N-Downs in Escondido was either brutally honest marketing or a liability waiver disguised as a brand

Every December you quietly hemorrhage money so a mascot in a red suit can take full credit

An ornate oval monogram enclosing intertwined golden-tan "DD" letters sits at the top

named after the very pest devastating Texas cotton country

but dark meat is a lifestyle commitment

Oh Look - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Naming a roller rink Ups-N-DownsBinoculars guy scanned the entire horizon with military precision, and the results are conclusive. Nobody, anywhere, at any distance, gives a shit. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "OH LOOK!" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters. Below, a 1950s clip art style illustration in white depicts a square jawed man in a collared shirt peering through binoculars, rendered from the chest up with clean linework.