Skaters Gonna Skate - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rad White hand-painted text below reads

White hand-painted text below reads "WHAT BIKE

" in a worn

Larger matching golden-orange text reads "HATERS" at the bottom

Inspired by Ricky Ricardo and his Orchestra from I Love Lucy

George Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea

Skaters Gonna Skate - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rad White hand-painted text below readsRoller rinks survived disco, the '80s, and total cultural irrelevance because the regulars skate backwards through toddlers like it's a religion. Putting it on a shooting star just makes the creed official. The Details: A retro roller skate illustration in purple, pink, yellow, and white sits above the text, with yellow wheels, pink wheel centers, and a gray sole plate. A pink and yellow comet trail swoops behind the skate alongside a white five