Check Out My Junk - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L and a jagged grin

and a jagged grin

and white beard

Burgundy circular medallion contains a stylized portrait of the Marathon Rent-A-Car counter agent with dark hair and a ruffled collar

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Check Out My Junk - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L and a jagged grinPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan