Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex T-Shirt salt lake city Distressed white cursive script reading

Distressed white cursive script reading "Beach

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Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY" on the left

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Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex T-Shirt salt lake city Distressed white cursive script readingFragile balls requiring careful handling is either a Christmas ornament label or a very honest urology brochure. December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime. The Details: Arched golden tan serif text reads "FRAGILE BALLS" above green pine branches with two hanging ornaments, one red orange and one golden yellow, suspended from dark caps and hooks. A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH