Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon flanked by "19" and "04

flanked by "19" and "04

Distressed white rounded text reads "Just Here To Bang" with halftone texture

A smack to the head remains the greatest Zen lesson ever delivered poolside

Ballinger's Cats took the field in 1947 as a Longhorn League club in small West Texas

Minor league ball meant something different back then

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon flanked by "19" and "04Translating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text