Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black with cursive script reading "Takashi

with cursive script reading "Takashi

proof that a desert city could make the impossible feel routine

" Red and white text at the bottom reads "FOOTBALL" above "1974 MVP

Reducing a Christmas carol to an exponent is the most honest thing anyone has done to holiday music

Small-caps serif text reads "2848 EAST McDOWELL ROAD" with italic script below reading "Phoenix

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black with cursive script reading "TakashiMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork