Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Convincing a retired master to

Convincing a retired master to break a blood oath requires the right sales pitch

with "TALLEST" stacked directly below in the same style

now it requires a two-drink minimum

Arched distressed light blue block text reads "PIRATES" above a vintage cartoon pirate in a red coat

High fly ball into right field

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Convincing a retired master toThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.