I Pee in Pools - Unisex Tank Top mission viejo "Skate Your Date" sounds like

"Skate Your Date" sounds like advice from a grandparent who peaked romantically at a Connecticut roller rink in 1952 and never stopped bragging about it

set inside a circular emblem with two small stars

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

a small pink nose

Part of our Vintage Los Angeles collection

I Pee in Pools - Unisex Tank Top mission viejo "Skate Your Date" sounds likePeeing in pools got its own vintage font treatment like it's a varsity achievement worth lettering in. Nothing says confidence like turning a universal crime into a chest mounted confession. The Details: Golden yellow retro inline lettering with parallel stripe detailing and distressed texture reads "I PEE IN POOLS" across three stacked lines, styled in a 1970s groovy typeface. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100%