Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Baseball in San Diego at

Baseball in San Diego at the turn of the century was raw

then delivered a prophecy so sincere it makes grown men weep in parking lots

blue and light blue scrollwork waves curl over a silhouetted figure on a yellow sand shore

A hand-drawn hula dancer beside a palm tree and a carved tiki totem flank a Pacific Ocean map labeled "MIDWAY ISLANDS

Greek Games rigged by jock fraternities only work until Lambda Lambda Lambda shows up with belching contests and violin solos

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Baseball in San Diego atMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork