Red River Unger & The Saddlesores - Unisex T-Shirt portsmouth and apron holds a plate

and apron holds a plate and fork in a dynamic pose beside it

and deeply tied to town identity

Distressed white block text in a bold sans-serif font reads "BLINK IF YOU WANT ME" across three centered lines

Vernon's Dusters joined the Longhorn League in 1947

wearing his traditional hat with a full beard and one eyebrow raised

Red River Unger & The Saddlesores - Unisex T-Shirt portsmouth and apron holds a plateIn one of the greatest what the hell is happening moments in sitcom history, Felix Unger goes full Western and introduces himself as Red River Unger, frontman of the (completely made up) band The Saddlesores. Yes, really. Cowboy hat. Folksy drawl. The works. This tee is a deep cut tribute to that glorious derailment of Felixs uptight persona, straight from The Odd Couple. If you remember it, you already know you need it. Printed on our super soft ring