American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt vintage baseball " with a white sign-of-the-horns

" with a white sign-of-the-horns hand icon beside it

TENN" above a vintage cartoon mascot in light blue overalls and cap swinging a bat

Bold black retro bubble lettering reads "ALLERGIC TO MORNINGS" centered within the sunburst

Cartoon-style solar system illustration depicts the Sun and nine traditional planets in full color along white orbital rings

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American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt vintage baseball " with a white sign-of-the-hornsApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple