Ho Ho Hold My Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Somehow the umlaut makes the

Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves

Yellow block text reads "JOE DIRT'S" above a hand-drawn portrait of Joe Dirt with his mullet centered behind a red diagonal M-80 firecracker

" above golden-tan text reading "Estd" and "1898" flanking a golden-tan open scallop shell cradling a white baseball

and flowing robes

BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE

Ho Ho Hold My Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Somehow the umlaut makes theSanta hoisting a beer with mall Santa energy means he's about to attempt something on a frozen rooftop that ends up on the local news. Eight reindeer know "hold my beer" is the last thing they hear before the workers' comp claim. The Details: Golden yellow old English text arches reading "Ho Ho Hold" above a retro hand drawn Santa Claus in a red suit with green gloves, raising a pint glass of beer with one hand on his hip. Matching golden yellow text