Who Needs Fingers - Unisex Tank Top pizza Arched distressed blue text reads

Arched distressed blue text reads "IDAHO FALLS" above large golden-yellow script reading "Spuds

Minor league baseball gave tiny towns a professional team to call their own

Mount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture

Larger western-style lettering below reads "ROWDY TODAY

Curved white text reads "NON SUPRA SMARTO" above an interlocking knot symbol enclosed in a white laurel wreath

Who Needs Fingers - Unisex Tank Top pizza Arched distressed blue text readsFireworks sold out of a tent next to a Shell station come with the same surgical confidence as a doctor saying "probably." Lighting a fuse by hand is just America's annual finger donation program. The Details: Red block text reads "WHO NEEDS" above larger blue block text reading "FINGERS?" in a chunky retro style. Below, two blue hand drawn hands meet in the center, one gripping a lit punk and the other holding a red firecracker with red sparks