Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference

Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar

Distressed light blue block text reads "FHLOSTON" with elegant white script reading "Paradise" overlapping it

Inspired by Dumb and Dumber

Arched distressed navy text reads "DRILLERS" at the top

" above dark blue text reading "PACIFIC NATIONAL LEAGUE

Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Preemptive declarations of cocktail preferenceCalling someone a jive turkey was the 1970s equivalent of a devastating performance review, delivered with enough groove that the FCC just nodded along. Somehow the insult aged better than every person who originally used it. The Details: Distressed white retro 1970s style bubble lettering reads "Jive" across the upper portion. A weathered white illustration of a turkey in profile faces left, displaying a full fanned tail, rendered in a vintage grunge