East Providence - Rhode Island - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt Size:L The bar for holiday humor

The bar for holiday humor is so low it's underground

Baseball clubs like this one gave working towns in Washington a sense of pride and belonging long before the major leagues looked west

Complete with a classy retro "golden record" design

Booking a floating luxury cruise where the concierge dodges Mangalore gunfire between cocktail rounds really tests the brochure's promises

Slapping Snake Plissken's scowl where the heart should be is the most honest tourism campaign Manhattan never deserved

East Providence - Rhode Island - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt Size:L The bar for holiday humorPutting a rooster on roller skates is Rhode Island's most committed act of plausible deniability since statehood. Every snack bar wall in East Providence deserved better than this energy. The Details: Circular badge with curved red text reading "EAST PROVIDENCE" along the top arc and "ROLLER RINK" along the bottom arc. A white vintage illustration of a rooster on roller skates stands centered inside a red circle, chest puffed, facing right. Red script