Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed orange serif text

Arched distressed orange serif text reads "SAN FRANCISCO" flanked by small orange stars

The galaxy’s most competitive sprocket supplier—just don’t mention the competition

Dong's automobile inquiry remains the most urgent missing vehicle report in suburban history

One Night Only

Deer standing there looking noble as hell while the word underneath promises you're about to get thrown out of a Waffle House

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed orange serif textTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads