The Penguin - San Francisco, CA - Vintage Restaurant - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL A vintage tattoo-style illustration below

A vintage tattoo-style illustration below depicts a skin-tone leg in a fishnet stocking and high heel shoe topped with a golden-yellow fringed lampshade

Two overlapping heart playing cards sit to the right of the text

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

then offers to fix it

The Penguin - San Francisco, CA - Vintage Restaurant - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL A vintage tattoo-style illustration belowThe Penguin Coffee Shop operated at 926 Market Street in San Francisco, inside the Telenews Building from the 1940s onward. Market Street was the city's commercial spine, and lunch counters like this one fed the crowds between newsreels and errands. Some places nourished a neighborhood simply by keeping the coffee hot and the stools warm. Part of our Vintage Restaurant collection, celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear. The Details: Red