Chopper Sic Balls - Unisex T-Shirt sw Customer complaints get a two-word

Customer complaints get a two-word return policy nobody survives

A retro roller skate illustration in purple

Prospects must perform the tequila dance while maintaining full bow tie integrity

Cursive script reads "Downey

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

Chopper Sic Balls - Unisex T-Shirt sw Customer complaints get a two-wordChopper's reputation for targeting specific anatomy is the most effective piece of propaganda in Castle Rock. Turns out the deadliest junkyard dog ever is just a golden retriever who wants belly rubs. Inspired by Stand By Me. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "CHOPPER" above a vintage hand drawn white illustration of Chopper, a happy Golden Retriever with its tongue out and a wide, dopey grin. Bold distressed white block text below