Rock Around the Christmas Tree - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Distressed navy arched text reads

Distressed navy arched text reads "KEKIONGAS" above vertical pinstripes extending from a diamond shape containing an ornate gothic "K" monogram

depicting a tall trunk with two upward-curving arms

one holding a bent rod with ripples below

Spicoli's list of life requirements fits on one hand

Inspired by Enter the Dragon

Rock Around the Christmas Tree - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Distressed navy arched text readsBear hugging a Christmas tree with that much intensity suggests the tree owes him money or he's auditioning for a Hallmark movie where the love interest is lumber. That tree is load bearing in every sense of the word. The Details: Arched bold white block text reads "ROCK AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE" above a cartoon illustration of a muscular bald man embracing a decorated green Christmas tree. Red ornaments, candy canes, white garland, and a golden