Bofadees Nuts - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL and nobody had the decency

and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey

Ned Ryerson's sales pitch has a 100% close rate when you're trapped in a time loop with no escape

Charles De Mar's ski advice is basically "go fast and don't die

Founded in 1914 in southeastern Massachusetts

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Bofadees Nuts - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL and nobody had the decencyBofadee's Nuts in Longpole, West Virginia is technically a hardware store the same way a trench coat is technically outerwear. Every word on that sign is a trap waiting for some poor stranger to read it aloud at a cookout. The Details: Distressed blue text reading "EST. 1949" sits beside a vintage hand drawn illustration of two hex nuts with hatched shading. Large bold block letters spell "BOFADEE'S" above flowing script reading "Nuts" flanked by