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Hiring a banker convicted of double murder to handle the books is either the worst due diligence in history or the smartest move a corrupt warden ever made

Everyone reads the real word first

carrying one of the most memorable names in minor league history

Curved green script reads "Watsonville" above large red cursive lettering reading "Pippins" with a swooping underline tail

Victoria's Rosebuds bloomed briefly in the Texas League

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