Your Mom's Bed & Breakfast - Unisex Sweatshirt san leandro A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celery

A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celery stalk character strides forward with leafy tops sprouting from its head

the village was still a quiet stretch of Southern California shoreline

Arched cream block serif text reads "LA CROSSE

wearing a grass skirt

" Smaller weathered script at the bottom reads "Union City

Your Mom's Bed & Breakfast - Unisex Sweatshirt san leandro A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celeryNaming a bed and breakfast after someone's mom and keeping it open 24 7 is the classiest way to make a promiscuity joke since cursive was invented. "Open 24 7" is doing felony level work behind that wholesome font. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered script reads "Your Mom's" above a vintage 1950s style line art illustration of a smiling woman with curled hair beside a steaming coffee cup on a saucer. Weathered white serif text reads "Bed &